I
seem to have got hooked into a mailing list from the ex-lap dancing
wife’s mother in America.
It
looks like half of America is connected to AOL and they’ve all got my
address in there.
Still, it’s better than the unsolicited e-mail I get about incest, rape,
animal pornography and how to make unspecified parts of my body either
bigger or smaller.
My
computer-geek friend has fed something into the computer to filter these
messages out, but for the life of me I can’t remember what he did and
he’s obviously not got them all.
Why
on earth, or even on Ibiza, would someone, somewhere, think I want to
see pictures of pigs doing what comes naturally? Well, to pigs,
anyway.
Meanwhile, I thought you would enjoy, as I just have, reading the latest
missive from this bunch of Americans who would, dare I suggest, all
benefit from a relaxing week in San Antonio. Actually. I think
they would all benefit from a drink.
It’s
not bad, if you can get through the list of recipients who don’t seem to
realise that you can take all that gunk out. Perhaps they are
proud of having so many online acquaintances. It goes like this:
From: Barbara Heffinger
bheffinger@comcast.net
Date: Thu, 11 Jul 2002 17:41:03 -0400
To: Shirley Wick
wickshirley@hotmail.com
Cc: Robin Simpson
drsimpsontn@earthlink.net
;
kelli simpson
queenspitfire@hotmail.com
;
Gail
Lee Mitchell
glmitchell@comcast.net
;
Evelyn Wallis
evieketcham@cs.com
;
BETTY JARMAN
bjgrannyhouse@webtv.net ;
GarciaBasketcase@aol.com
;
Carol Mumau Ceedie49795@hotmail.com
Subject: FW: This made my day......
----- Original Message -----
From: Robin Simpson
mailto:drsimpsontn@earthlink.net
To: Mom
mailto:bheffinger@comcast.net
;
Jill
mailto:
jjddwilson@prodigy.net
;
Kelli
mailto:queenspitfire@hotmail.com
;
Phyllis mailto:
pcarden@rocketsonline.org
;
Kim
mailto:
kcobb@rocketsonline.org
;
Jenny mailto:
jmiller@rocketsonline.org
;
Beckie mailto: beckie@netease.net’;
Sherry mailto: garciabasketcase@aol.com
Sent: Thursday, July 11, 2002 4:54 PM
Subject: FW: This made my day......
----- Original Message -----
From: Metzger, Charlotte -Systems
mailto:charlotte.metzger@itt.com
To: Catherine Spurgeon (E-Mail)
mailto:cat_a_lys@yahoo.com
;
David J. Wiles (E-Mail) mailto:
djwiles235@yahoo.com
;
Jacie Elliott (E-Mail)
mailto:jacie_e_15@hotmail.com
;
Laura Pitts (E-Mail)
mailto:lauraedarlin@yahoo.com
;
Mom
(E-Mail)
mailto:shastab@fmtc.com
;
Richard & Ingrid Metzger (E-Mail)
mailto:rimetzger@hotmail.com
;
Rose
Wolfe (E-Mail) mailto:
rwolf@argontech.net ;
Stan
& Evelyn Agenbroad (E-Mail) mailto:
stanev@bigskytel.com
;
Teri
Weaver (E-Mail) mailto:
teriw@nwconsulting.com
Valsie Hopson (E-Mail) mailto:
hopson272@mchsi.com ;
Stewart, Sarah -Systems mailto:
Sarah.Stewart@itt.com
;
Hukle, Connie -Systems mailto:
Connie.Hukle@itt.com
Sent: Monday, July 08, 2002 12:22 PM
Subject: FW: This made my day......
ARE
YOU REASON,
A
SEASON, OR A LIFETIME?
Pay
attention to what you read. After you read this, you will know the
reason it was sent to you! People come into your life for a reason, a
season or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know
what to do for each person.
When
someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need
you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty,
to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically,
emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and
they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then,
without any wrongdoing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this
person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act
up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need
has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you
sent up has been answered. And now it is time to move on.
Then
people come into your life for a SEASON. Because your turn has come to
share, grow, or learn. They bring you an experience of peace, or
make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it!
It is real! But, only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons: things you must build
upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to
accept the lesson, love the person, and put what you have learned to use
in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that
love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
Thank you for being a part of my life. Stop here and just SMILE if you
don't want to do this last part:
This
is to show people you love them and to see how many people love you!!!!!
Don't feel embarrassed, because only you will get the results.
Send it to every friend that you have on-line, including the person who
sent it to you.
0
Replies = you need to work on your "people skills"
2
Replies = you're nice, but need to be more outgoing
4
Replies = you have picked your friends well
6
Replies = you are downright popular
8 or
More = you are totally awesome!!!!
(Probably
why you're on MY list!)
Work
like you don't need the money.
Love
like you've never been hurt.
And
dance like no one is watching.
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